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Baked Beans

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

I am more than happy to welcome Green Monster to our midst and am even happier that Blue has seen the light regarding Revue Monsters. You’re a cool dude Blue. So are you Red – or should that be dudette? Alas the character in this week’s story was possibly not. Try and write something yourselves […]

Hot Curries

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Happiness is Blue and Red Monsters engaged in witty repartee. However it is time for you to consider ‘Hot Curries’. Hot Curries Hot curries are a spicy traditional dish in many countries and are enjoyed by many millions of people who have for countless generations eaten vast quantities of different types, with many and varied […]

Building the Fire

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

A happy outcome at last. Blue and Green are buddies, Red will be happy, the world is at one with itself and I really feel quite mellow. In this smooth mood let us peruse ‘Building the Fire’. Building the Fire Building the fire, that’s easy – I often hear this sweeping statement. Always from people […]

A Tale of Snowmen II

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

I’m moderately pleased that Blue Monster is coming to terms with a Revue Monster and displaying a more relaxed attitude but I feel there may be a little more effort required for Green Monster. In the meantime why not try your hand at reviewing part two of A Tale of Snowmen. A Tale of Snowmen […]

A Tale of Snowmen

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Blue Monster, relax my friend, it’s not the end of the world. Just because a Revue Monster is in the wings there’s no reason to get upset. While I see your point of view I think you should try to see mine. He may give all of us a positive and beneficial review. Let’s see […]

Chocolate Teapot

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

I am deeply saddened that Blue Monster has taken such a negative stance about the introduction of a Revue Monster. I personally am willing to give said Monster the chance to write something pleasant about us before I comment further. Now please review the chocolate teapot yourselves. Chocolate Teapot The man got off the underground […]

A Box of Lights

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Sadly I foresee problems ahead. Red is encouraging Green Monster to write and Blue has declared that there should be a limit to the number of monsters who should be allowed to write a blog. It seems we may be living in turbulent times. A box of lights I must confess that I do not recall the content […]

The Wax Beehive

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Poor old Blue. He doesn’t seem to understand that we all really enjoy his work. Deep down. Take yesterday’s masterpiece of literary genius. Profound, that’s what I call it. As Blue says, perhaps we should all try it. For today’s writing topic find some strange or unusual object in your house that is shorter than […]

Pen Thieves

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

At last peace and tranquillity have descended upon the monster writing world. Nice isn’t it? Cosy too. It’s also restful. 🙂 And with that, this week’s writing exercise is to write about the frustrations of actually sitting down and writing. You should do this for 15 minutes – off you go! Pen Thieves In quiet […]

Pink Fluffy Dice

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

I am sad that Blue Monster thinks that Red Monster and I are ganging against him. So I thought I should say something nice about his story. It’s really enjoyable and even more interesting. If you like being depressed. Red Monster’s appreciation of the dangers posed by supposedly inanimate objects makes compelling reading. I wonder what […]