I was watching breakfast television this morning when I heard a woman say that some children have more taste buds on their tongues than others. Apparently this causes some children to not like certain vegetables, they demonstrated this by feeding the victims kale. The pained expressions on their little faces said it all. Then the […]
The boy was about ten years old and he was looking forward to Guy Fawks night. In nineteen fifty seven Britain fireworks were only enjoyed once a year, along with a bonfire. Two weeks and a few odd days before fireworks night he accompanied his father to the tiny shop in Horchurch which normally sold […]
Sadly, I think, my monster friends need to relax and chill out, lest our fragile world descends into chaos and cannibalism. While they are trying to sort themselves out and restore peace and tranquility, why don’t you try a little light reading with this week’s effort – drunken hedghogs. You could try writing your own […]
As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]
As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]
Sorry if I offended Blue. But although blue Monster is convinced that he has never been so insulted, I am sure he must have been. I am concerned about Green Monster as he seems to he having a hard time, but Red and I will do our best to cheer him uip. Oh, dear Green, […]
Green, Green, Green, try to relax a little. Take a deep breath and continue your excellent reviews. Always listen to Blue’s sound advice and if you don’t agee, just do as I do and ignore it. But if you still believe you have problems, just read about the character in my meagre effort, “empty salt […]
I’m most pleased that the other monsters have calmed down a little and are touching the real problem of human beings and their journey into the world of litrature. In the meantime, see what you think of this halloween tale. You might want to write something yourself based on the concept of novelty lights. Eyeball […]
Monsters, I think it is time to pull together and cheer up a little. After all is said and done most of us are on the same side, aren’t we? You are all doing a great job so be cool and enjoy. Lets now enjoy a tale of the sadly misunderstood. And with the credit […]
Oh dear, it seems I have inadvertently upset Blue. However, I feel that it is my duty to take him to task for upsetting Green, who is doing a Stirling job with his reviewing caper. Well done Green, I say. Keep up the good work and perhaps my pal Blue will err mellow. But for […]