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Drunken Hedgehogs

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Sadly, I think, my monster friends need to relax and chill out, lest our fragile world descends into chaos and cannibalism. While they are trying to sort themselves out and restore peace and tranquility, why don’t you try a little light reading with this week’s effort – drunken hedghogs. You could try writing your own […]

Badgers

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]

Badgers

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]

Loo Roll Eating Monsters

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Sorry if I offended Blue. But although blue Monster is convinced that he has never been so insulted, I am sure he must have been. I am concerned about Green Monster as he seems to he having a hard time, but Red and I will do our best to cheer him uip. Oh, dear Green, […]

Empty Salt Pots

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Green, Green, Green, try to relax a little. Take a deep breath and continue your excellent reviews. Always listen to Blue’s sound advice and if you don’t agee, just do as I do and ignore it. But if you still believe you have problems, just read about the character in my meagre effort, “empty salt […]

Eyeball Lights

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

I’m most pleased that the other monsters have calmed down a little and are touching the real problem of human beings and their journey into the world of litrature. In the meantime, see what you think of this halloween tale. You might want to write something yourself based on the concept of novelty lights. Eyeball […]

Wallet Moths

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Monsters, I think it is time to pull together and cheer up a little. After all is said and done most of us are on the same side, aren’t we? You are all doing a great job so be cool and enjoy. Lets now enjoy a tale of the sadly misunderstood. And with the credit […]

Fairy Bubbles

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Oh dear, it seems I have inadvertently upset Blue. However, I feel that it is my duty to take him to task for upsetting Green, who is doing a Stirling job with his reviewing caper. Well done Green, I say. Keep up the good work and perhaps my pal Blue will err mellow. But for […]

Rabbit Epidemic

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Blue, Blue, Blue, you really must learn to relax and go with the flow. Try to ignore Red’s rather barbed comment about passive aggressive stirring and ease into the literary current that surrounds us all. You know it makes sense Buddy. It’s now time for the rest of us to focus on those fluffy little […]

Toy Solder Casualties

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Monster, Oh, Monster. Cool it, Blue, and listen to Red. I was attempting to be pleasant but if you really find the phrase “dude” offensive I will engender not to use it in connection with yourself in future, matey. In the meantime folks, see what you think of this literary effort; and you might want […]