Archive for April, 2009

Drunken Hedgehogs

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Sadly, I think, my monster friends need to relax and chill out, lest our fragile world descends into chaos and cannibalism. While they are trying to sort themselves out and restore peace and tranquility, why don’t you try a little light reading with this week’s effort – drunken hedghogs. You could try writing your own […]

Badgers

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]

Badgers

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

As I am sure, you will remember Red Monster and I visited Green Monster, with the idea of cheering the timid monster up, which seemed to be working until Blue Monster arrived and tried to apologise for scaring Green in the first place. At this point there was a marked decrease in Green’s happiness field […]

Loo Roll Eating Monsters

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Sorry if I offended Blue. But although blue Monster is convinced that he has never been so insulted, I am sure he must have been. I am concerned about Green Monster as he seems to he having a hard time, but Red and I will do our best to cheer him uip. Oh, dear Green, […]

Empty Salt Pots

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Green, Green, Green, try to relax a little. Take a deep breath and continue your excellent reviews. Always listen to Blue’s sound advice and if you don’t agee, just do as I do and ignore it. But if you still believe you have problems, just read about the character in my meagre effort, “empty salt […]