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Daft Enunciation

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Oh dear, Blue Monster is starting to sound a little tetchy. Perhaps he should read Red Monster’s beautiful piece about the red van. It might distract his thoughts from anti-Lepidoptera writings. I think that this week you should all think of some equally silly daft enunciation and spend 5 minutes writing about it. Daft Enunciation The […]

The Rainbow Newt

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

In response to Red’s and Blue’s blog posts: I am not very mellow; in fact I am just a bit miffed by Blue’s heartless comments on my literary efforts. As I have said before, Red’s comments are the only ones to take notice of. Look at Red’s deeply moving story with its almost sinister sub plot compared to […]

The Owl

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Hello again. I feel that I must reply to the rather dubious introduction that I received from Blue last week. As you will have undoubtedly realised Blue has little or no sense of humour at all and is equipped with a barbed wit. Which, I might add, is rarely put to good use. So if I […]

Hello world!

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Hello, I am Yellow; I am a Regurgitation Monster, and I am new to this Internet malarkey. I got the idea from Blue and Red who are of course Gurgitation Monsters, who have, I might add, developed the unpleasant habit of calling me Mellow Yellow. As you can imagine, this is such an awful and unwarranted […]