The Owl

Hello again. I feel that I must reply to the rather dubious introduction that I received from Blue last week.

As you will have undoubtedly realised Blue has little or no sense of humour at all and is equipped with a barbed wit. Which, I might add, is rarely put to good use.

So if I were you I would only take notice of Red’s comments.

This week’s story is called:

The Owl

Bertie and Osmond were walking through the forest one dark and moonlight night, when they heard the call of an owl. “Terwit too-woo, terwit too-woo.”

“‘ere. What’s that then Bertie?” said Osmond. 

Bertie raised one eyebrow and looked sadly at Osmond. “That’s a badger, that is,” he replied confidently.

“You sure?” asked Osmond.

“Oh yes,” answered Bertie.

And the owl called again.


Write your own humorous play on sounds and words.

Posted: Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 10:39 am
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2 Responses to “The Owl”

  1. Blue Monster » Blog Archive » Marbles Says:

    […] Yellow’s writing this week is worse than I feared and on top of that he seems to be deluded into thinking that Red is a better monster to take note of than me, when we all know that out of the Gurgitation and the Regurgitation Monsters I am the numero uno! […]

  2. Red Monster » Blog Archive » Princess in a Bubble Says:

    […] to be one of the most arrogant and self deluded monsters I have ever met.  Yellow’s writing is of an acquired taste, I’ll give you that, but he is writing and that is the important […]

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