The Owl
Hello again. I feel that I must reply to the rather dubious introduction that I received from Blue last week.
As you will have undoubtedly realised Blue has little or no sense of humour at all and is equipped with a barbed wit. Which, I might add, is rarely put to good use.
So if I were you I would only take notice of Red’s comments.
This week’s story is called:
The Owl
Bertie and Osmond were walking through the forest one dark and moonlight night, when they heard the call of an owl. “Terwit too-woo, terwit too-woo.”
“‘ere. What’s that then Bertie?” said Osmond.
Bertie raised one eyebrow and looked sadly at Osmond. “That’s a badger, that is,” he replied confidently.
“You sure?” asked Osmond.
“Oh yes,” answered Bertie.
And the owl called again.
“Twit!”
Write your own humorous play on sounds and words.
Posted: Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 @ 10:39 am
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