At last peace and tranquillity have descended upon the monster writing world. Nice isn’t it? Cosy too. It’s also restful. 🙂 And with that, this week’s writing exercise is to write about the frustrations of actually sitting down and writing. You should do this for 15 minutes – off you go! Pen Thieves In quiet […]
I am sad that Blue Monster thinks that Red Monster and I are ganging against him. So I thought I should say something nice about his story. It’s really enjoyable and even more interesting. If you like being depressed. Red Monster’s appreciation of the dangers posed by supposedly inanimate objects makes compelling reading. I wonder what […]
Oh dear, Blue Monster is starting to sound a little tetchy. Perhaps he should read Red Monster’s beautiful piece about the red van. It might distract his thoughts from anti-Lepidoptera writings. I think that this week you should all think of some equally silly daft enunciation and spend 5 minutes writing about it. Daft Enunciation The […]
In response to Red’s and Blue’s blog posts: I am not very mellow; in fact I am just a bit miffed by Blue’s heartless comments on my literary efforts. As I have said before, Red’s comments are the only ones to take notice of. Look at Red’s deeply moving story with its almost sinister sub plot compared to […]
Hello again. I feel that I must reply to the rather dubious introduction that I received from Blue last week. As you will have undoubtedly realised Blue has little or no sense of humour at all and is equipped with a barbed wit. Which, I might add, is rarely put to good use. So if I […]
Hello, I am Yellow; I am a Regurgitation Monster, and I am new to this Internet malarkey. I got the idea from Blue and Red who are of course Gurgitation Monsters, who have, I might add, developed the unpleasant habit of calling me Mellow Yellow. As you can imagine, this is such an awful and unwarranted […]